Two Weeks to Live

A man goes to the doctor and gets a checkup．The doctor finishes the exam and tells the man，“I have some bad news，you only have about two weeks left to live．

The man is shocked. He asks the doctor，“Is there anything that I could do to make the time that I have left more tolerable？”The doctor thinks for a moment．“There is one thing that you could do”．

“Just name it．I’ll do whatever it is．”He tells the man to take a lot of mud baths，twice or three times a day．

The man looks at his doctor and asks，“Will that help my condition？”The doctor says，“No, but it will get you used to the dirt．”

英語詞匯

1.checkup - 體檢

2.doctor - 醫生

3.bad news - 壞消息

4.live - 活著

5.shocked - 震驚的

6.tolerable - 可忍受的

7.mud baths - 泥土浴

8.condition - 病情

9.used to - 習慣于

10.dirt - 黃土

還能活兩周

一個人到醫生那兒去體檢。醫生檢查完后告訴他說：“我有一個壞消息要告訴你，你大概只能活兩周了?！?/p>

那人很震驚。他問醫生：“我能做些什么來減輕自己最后這段時間的痛苦呢？”

醫生想了一會兒，說：“有一件事你可以做?！?/p>

“趕快告訴我，我什么都愿意做?！贬t生告訴他盡量多洗泥土浴，最好一天兩到三次。

那人瞅著醫生，問道：“這對我的病情有幫助嗎？”

醫生回答道：“不，但這有利于你早日適應黃土。”