Car Crash

One day a man and a woman get in a car accident，and it’s completely the woman’s fault．The guy gets out of his car to talk to the woman．She gets out and says，“Since we’re both alive，it’s a sign from God that we’re meant to get married．”She’s very pretty，so the guy nods his head to agree with her．Then the woman takes out a bottle of wine and says，“Look，the wine bottle isn’t broken，so it is a sign from God that we have to drink it．”So she takes out the cork and hands the bottle to the man，who drinks half the bottle in a couple of gulps．Then he hands it to the woman，who puts the cork back in the bottle．The guy （slightly tipsy now） asks what she’s doing．“Waiting for the cops，”she says．

撞車事故

一天，一位男士和女士的車相撞，事故完全由女士造成。男士下了車想責備那位女士。那位女士也下了車，說：“我們都還活著，這是上帝在暗示讓我們結婚。”因為女士非常漂亮，所以男士就點頭同意了。只見她拿出一瓶葡萄酒說：“看，這瓶葡萄酒也沒打碎，是上帝留給我們的喜酒。”于是她拔掉軟木塞，把酒遞給了男士，男士幾大口就喝了半瓶。然后他把酒遞回給女士，她重新把瓶塞蓋到瓶子上。男士（現在有些微醉地）問她在干什么。“等交警來處理事故。”女士答道。

英語詞匯：

Car crash - 車禍、撞車事故

Accident - 事故

Fault - 過錯、責任

Cork - 軟木塞

Tipsy - 微醉的

Cops - 警察、交警（口語用法）