Pet Supplies

An old lady went to the grocery store to buy dog food．

The clerk said，“I’m sorry，ma’am，but I need proof it’s for your dog，because old people are eating dog food．”

So the old lady brought in her dog and bought the food．The next day she tried to buy cat food，and again the clerk said she needed proof．The old lady had to go home，get her cat，and bring it in as proof that she deserved to buy cat food．

The next day the old lady brought in a box，and the clerk asked her what was inside．

“Put your finger in，”the old lady said．

The clerk said，“Well，actually，it smells like poop．”

“Yes，”the old lady said．“Now can I please buy some toilet paper？”

寵物食品

一位老婦人到雜貨店買狗食。

店員說：“對不起，夫人，我需要有證據證明你是為狗買的，因為有些老年人也吃狗食。”

于是那位老婦人帶來了自己的狗，買到了狗食。第二天她又來買貓食，店員又說需要證據。老婦人再次回到家，帶來了貓作為證據，證明自己有買貓食的資格。

又過了一天，那位老婦人帶了個盒子來到店里。

店員問盒子里裝的是什么。“把你的手指放到里面?！彼f。

店員道：“唔，說實話，聞起來像是大便。”

“一點不錯?！崩蠇D人說，“現在我可以買衛生紙了吧？”

英語詞匯：

Grocery store - 雜貨店

Clerk - 店員

Proof - 證據

Cat food - 貓食

Box - 盒子

Toilet paper - 衛生紙

Poop - 大便（口語用法）