Comfortable

A blonde and a brunette purchased a farm in Louisiana，but they needed a bull．It was decided that the brunette would take $200 and go to Chicago to buy the bull．She purchased the bull for $197 and went to send her friend a telegram．The clerk told her the telegram would cost three dollars per word to Louisiana．The brunette thought for a moment，then decided to send one word：“Comfortable．”The clerk was puzzled and asked，“How will your friend know what you mean？”The brunette replied，“Well，you see，my friend is a little slow，so when she gets this，she’ll read：‘ Com-for-da-bul．’”

來拿牛

一個金發女人和一個黑發女人在路易斯安那州買了一個農場，她們需要有一頭公牛。于是決定由那個黑發女人帶200美元到芝加哥去買。她花了197美元買了牛后，準備發個電報通知她的朋友。工作人員告訴她從芝加哥發電報到路易斯安那每個字需3美元。她想了一會兒，決定只發一個字“comfortable（舒適的）”。辦事員迷惑地問她：“你的朋友怎么知道你是什么意思？”黑發女人答道：“哦，我的朋友有點遲鈍，當她拿到電報，就會讀成：‘com—for—da—bul’（來拿牛）?！?/p>

英語詞匯

1.Comfortable - 舒適的

2.Blonde - 金發的

3.Brunette - 黑發的

4.Purchased - 購買

5.Farm - 農場

6.Needed - 需要

7.Bull - 公牛

8.Decided - 決定

9.Telegram - 電報

10.Clerk - 辦事員

11.Cost - 成本

12.Per word - 每個字

13.Puzzled - 困惑的

14.Reply - 回答

15.Slow - 遲鈍的

16.Read - 讀

17.Com-for-da-bul - 來拿牛（黑發女人創造的讀法）