First Half

A blonde got on an airplane and sat down in the first class section. The flight attendant told her that she must move to coach because she didn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde replied，“As long as there’s an available seat，I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”The flight attendant got the head flight attendant，who asked the woman to leave. Again，she said，“As long as there’s an available seat，I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”The flight attendants didn’t know what to do because they had to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off，so they got the co-pilot. The co-pilot went up to the blonde and whispered in her ear. She immediately got up and went to her seat in the coach section. The head flight attendant asked the co-pilot what he had said to get her to move. The co-pilot replied，“I told her the front half of the airplane wasn’t going to Jamaica.”

英語詞匯

Blonde - 金發(fā)女子

Airplane - 飛機

First class section - 頭等艙

Flight attendant - 空姐

Coach - 經(jīng)濟艙

Available seat - 空座位

Jamaica - 牙買加

Head flight attendant - 乘務(wù)長

Co-pilot - 副駕駛員

Whispered - 耳語

Front half - 前半部分

頭等艙

一個金發(fā)女子上了飛機后，徑自坐在頭等艙里。空姐告訴她，由于她沒買頭等艙票，她應(yīng)該回到經(jīng)濟艙去。這個金發(fā)女子答道：“只要頭等艙有空座位，我就一直坐在這兒，直到我們飛到牙買加。”于是，空姐報告了乘務(wù)長，乘務(wù)長要求她離開。金發(fā)女子又說了同樣的話：“只要頭等艙有空座位，我就一直坐在這兒，直到我們飛到牙買加。”乘務(wù)員們不知如何是好，因為還得為其他乘客安排好座位才能起飛，于是她們又告訴了副駕駛員。只見飛行員來到那個金發(fā)女子身邊，耳語了一番。她立刻站了起來，回到自己在經(jīng)濟艙的座位上。乘務(wù)長問副駕駛員對那個金發(fā)女子說了什么才使她離開。副駕駛員答道：“我告訴她頭等艙不到牙買加。”